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Larry Kaplowitz

The Dark Side of Lost Valley

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1999 Spring
Here's the rub: while everything Chris says about Lost Valley [in "Lost Valley: A Closer Look"] is true, and on my good days I, too, can be found waxing poetic about our idyllic life here, I also have my bad days. Sometimes I have a whole string of bad days. In fact it's a rare day when at least one of us here isn't having a bad day.

What does a bad day look like for me?

It's been raining non-stop for a week in a month that has seen only three dry days. My family are all irritable and edgy from having spent the whole weekend cooped up in our one-room house. I am frustrated because my "variety in work" has left me with uncompleted projects wherever I look, and my backlog of phone messages and correspondence waiting to be answered has grown to an absurd level, causing me a continual, low-grade sense of guilt. The food orderer has been on vacation and we're out of fruit, vegetables, and bread. Our recent deep freeze, in addition to bursting many pipes, killed most of our overwintering crops in the gardens. Several community members are sick, in the throes of yet another microbial onslaught, delivered by one of our continual stream of visitors, apprentices, and conference guests who have partaken in our touchy feely lifestyle. Consequently, every pre-meal circle now ends with a frenzied flight to the washrooms, where we queue up for the anti-bacterial soap to disinfect ourselves from our hygienically corrupt handholding. The phones are malfunctioning, causing every other incoming call to get cut off, and our computers all have viruses.


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